Bog Book
bog book- (north irish) a book you take to the toilet with you to p-ss the time. usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. while most who take a bog book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, only actual books can have the term applied. that said, some scientists believe that laptops and newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. kindle users however, are just pretentious c-nts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the sh-tter from whence it came.
“man, i’m touchin’ cloth here- have you seen my bog book?”
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