Bog Spoon
sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined sp-ce of a water closet aka bog or toilet
bog spooning generally occurs before or after major sh-g fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.
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