bogan jedi


an aussi (australian) or kiwi (new zealander) that has embraced the b-gan (see urban dictionary definition), having perfected its finest nuances. briefly, describes a hiace driving species, adorned with a perfect mullet. their missing teeth are in finest form, well apportioned with the uniform flannie (flanel). jedi level b-gans have perfected the decibels of ac/dc playing from their trailer and have the unique ability to levitate tinnies (cans of beer) into perfect skulling (chugging) position with a simple wave of the hand.
aw, mate, did you see how pike levitated that tinnie and skulled it straight away?! mate, b-gan jedi, i reckon!

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