Bogsmacked
an expression of astonishment to be used by women who, while attending a busy event and nature calls, walk into a public toilet to find no queue ahead and a cubicle open.
lady 1 “i was rocking at the concert last night and you won’t believe what happened?”
lady 2 “tell me tell me.”
lady 1 “there was no queue in loo and i just walked straight into a cubicle. i was totally bogsmacked, that never happens!”.
lady 2 “no way!.
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