Bonerrang
when a guy goes out with the intent of finding a hook-up for the night, but returns home with nothing…returning like a boomerang
cause could be, but is not limited to: being rejected, no attractive girls around, didn’t drink enough to find average/ugly girls attractive, drank too much and couldn’t close
man1 – hey dude, you went out last night, right? did you end up pulling anything?
man2 – nope. it was a total b-n-rrang
man1 – struck out?
man2 – took myself out of the game and came home early
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