Bogus bump


when a large or overweight man who usually has low self esteem and takes it out on other people by making fun of them to hide their insecurities, b-mps into you with their large stomach and them proceeds to laugh.

1)you can identify these people because they text girls who are skinny and pretty and wants them to play with his two inch.

2)they transfer schools because he doesn’t fit in with us shoals christian people

3)they miss school repeatedly and are rarely seen except on the couch with a bag of chips.
dude you better go hide, someone made fun of him and now he is gonna come bogus b-mp you.

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