Bogus Lotto
a set up whereby someone is led to believe that they have in fact won the lotto.
the person who’s name is leigh records the lottery programme, notes the winning numbers and buys a ticket the following week with these numbers on and gives it to his wife. on sat-rday they both sit down as the show starts but it’s ‘run vt’ and she doesn’t realise but she is now watching last weeks show. he shares in the ‘excitement’ as all the numbers come up, the b-st-rd has even included the bonus ball – as well. he then lets her phone up lottery hq to claim her prize….hey why not? it’s only a joke… :-0
“ok mrs x i will need a few examples of unreasonable behaviour to put before the court”
1. bogus lotto
2. donkey punches
3. he wears stockings and has a vibrator up his -ss most times we have s-x.
4. conducts “builder’s inspections” at customer’s houses.
5. casts lead weights in the shape of gold bars and paints them accordingly, ages coins with bleach and ‘lets me find both while scuba diving on shipwrecks with him.
thank you mrs x, that should do nicely.
leigh……you’re one in a million but we all love you!
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