Boiled Fart


(must be done while taking a shower, in tandem)

with your significant other in the shower with you, place your hand under your -ss crack, in such a manner that you cup a handful of water against your puckered starfish.

then, fart into the handful of water; this is the boil fart.

throw it in your significant others face.
(man in the shower with girlfriend)

boyfriend: hey honney?
girlfriend (with back to man): yes, sweety. -turns around-
boyfriend: eat this!

-throws boiled fart into girlfriends face
-boyfriend laughs
-boyfriend finds a new apartment

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