Boiled Peanuts


a delicious snack consisting of green (raw), unsh-lled peanuts boiled in salt water. this delicacy is typically purchased in gas station parking lots and roadside vegetable stands and consumed by southerners of all socio-economic backgrounds. almost always served in styrofoam cups and wrapped in the skimpiest napkin ever made, this salty snack is intended to be shared with family and friends although it is not uncommon for asocial types to devour the whole cup as to not share any with his wife/mistress.

rich birmingham business man: mama, i got a cup of boiled peanuts for the auburn vs. alabama game.

broke–ss methamphetamine-addicted construction worker: mama, i got a cup of boiled peanuts for the auburn vs. alabama game.
when you are in the sun and your “peanuts” start to sweat so hard they salt up and become a shriveled mess sort of like your face.
“bro i’m making some boiled peanuts it’s so hot.”

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