boink and oink
when two law enforcement officers meet for casual s-x while on duty and or
when a officer has s-x in exchange for a speeding ticket
officer jon amd jane are going to start a boink and oink relationship..
officer joe please let me know if you are interested in a boink and oink for my speedy ways
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