Boise State University
commonly referred to as boise junior college or bjc, boise state is a “university” in boise,idaho that has an acceptance rate on par with most community colleges. known best for their football team, and nothing else, this joke of an education establishment has the worst 4 year graduation rate (6%) and overall graduation rate (26%) in the west. this fact does come as a shock to some considering the amount of people at their home football games. however keep in mind that very few of these bandwagon fans actually went to the “university” and only six percent of them actually graduated.
their “fans” (and oh so cl-ssy president bob “the fallopian tube” kustra) are often whine about getting disrespected but the fact of the matter is they need to take a page from gonzaga university’s basketball program and load their out of conference schedule with tough opponents to cancel out their sub-par conference schedule. for some reason they still haven’t figured this out and continue to schedule toledo and uc davis while still finding time to b-tch and moan. boise then proceeds to decline game offers from nebraska and refuse to play their in-state rival, the university of idaho (an actual university). truly ironic.
example 1:
boise fan: omgz boise state’s football team is amazing suck it everyone else. bsu should bee n the national championship.
other guy: oh, did you go to boise state university?
boise fan: yeah i went there for 1 year but then dropped out. i really shouldn’t have been in college but it’s really easy to get into bsu. i just had to fill in a coloring book on the application form.
other guy: bandwagon f-g
example 2:
guy 1: i think i’ll buy a lottery ticket, i hope i win.
guy 2: yeah right, you’d be more likely to meet a boise state fan with a degree.
an idaho “academic” inst-tution based around the aged and undereducated. this “college” takes high school drop outs, geriatrics, and potatoes from all walks of life that find literacy to be a general -ssault on their underdeveloped senses. this “university’s” claim to fame? they won the fiesta bowl. once.
“i have to go take a giant boise state university.”
“my eighty year old grandpa goes to boise state university.”
“a smurf shat on boise state university’s turf.”
“side effects may include loss of appet-te, impotence, -n-l fissures, atrocious acne, and boise state university enrollment.”
“boise state university is completely inferior to the university of idaho.”
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