Bojan

a bosnian boy who chills in pinecrest with all his beaners.
he is a total loser.
but we hang out with him cause he is s-xy!
did you see that bojan? yes i have to go talk to them.
the most awesome person in the world. he makes god proud at his awesomeness. when people look at him, they can’t help but sh-t themselves. his p-n-s is the size of a wild african giraffe. he sh-ts gold. if someone were to try to cut him, they would bleed. he can kill someone just by looking at them. his body strength is equivalent to the strength of 1000 gods.
“hey boj-”
-sh-ts himself”
“what the h-ll was that for”
-bojan looks at him”
“ahhh”
-dies”
a serbian name meaning warrior. one that has the b-lls of rocky balboa, yet a heart like romeo. in other words, a man that doesn’t give up.
“look at that p-ssy”
“who?”
“bojan”
5 seconds later…
“wow that hurt… shouldn’t have underestimated him, now i know not to f-ck with bojs”
1. a male name originating from yugoslavia meaning war.
2. a very large, stinky,and extreamly hairy european male. resembles chewey from star wars and also happens to sound much like him. his brute strength and large p-n-s make up for his stupidity and douche tendencies.
3. a guy who has s-x with mattresses.
1. “oh look! it’s bojan, he is from bosnia”
2. “hi bojaaan”
(bojan walks over, starts grunting like a cave man and then proceeds to hump his little girlfriend)
3. “bojan really needs to get a job at sleep country”