Bokonism
the religion made up by a negro man named bokonon. it is a fictional religion used in the cl-ssic kurt vonnegut novel “cat’s cradle” published in 1963. it is a religion that claims to all be lies, but is still popular in the fictional caribbean island “the republic of san lorenzo.”
“all the true things i am about to tell you are all shameless lies,” is a cl-ssic quote that defines the views of bokonism.
a religion made up by the negro lionel boyd johnson,pr-nounced “bokon” in the dialect of san lorenzo. bokonism is advertised as founded on lies, but its basic idea is as follows: the human race is made up of groups of people who interact and affect one another, known as a kar-ss. these kar-ss are used by god as instruments to affect the state of the earth. this religion was created by kurt vonnegut jr. in his book cat’s cradle.
bokonism is a religion.
the religion made up by bokonon
see also bokonon, cat’s cradle, kurt vonnegut
i believe in the bittersweet lies of bokonism.
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