Boldyn


a mutation of the species swede. the boldyn grows a jelly stalact-te at the ceiling over his sleeping place.
if not busy with its stalact-te it usually makes typos in eve chat, looses ships there or feeds his cat with coffee filters.

habitat:
known to dwell in appartments and spend almost its entire life inside.

diet:
daily consumes cigarrettes (20-40), coffee (1-2 litres), hotdogs (10)

breeding and propagation:
the male boldyn is clumsy and confused finding a female which gives him a hard time to get a relationship and reproduce, unlike the antikubuki which only has to look funny at a female to make babys
you type “liek” a boldyn today.
you loose ships like boldyn.
boldyn is a “niec” person.
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