bollock dolphin

1. an exclamation of irritation on the realization that the shops are shut after 5pm on a sunday
2. a dolphin with one t-st-cl-.
3. a man (or woman) blessed/curse with genetalia resembling an aquatic mammal, e.g dolphin
4. generic impulsive insult
when standing outside sainsburys at 5:01pm (sunday)”oh b-ll-ck dolphin, one finds that sainsburys is closed”


-general dolphin noises- – “sh-t! where did the other one go!….oh no im in a tin (although reasonably priced)…mmmmmm”

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