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a highly flexible term commonly used by the english.

1. something rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. something great
4. the best possible
5. t-st-cl-s
6. exclamation on making a error.
1. that mel gibson movie was a load of b-ll-cks.
2. that tony blair is talking b-ll-cks.
3. that curry was the b-ll-cks!
4. that your wife is the dog’s b-ll-cks when it comes to cooking!
5. then she kicked him in the b-ll-cks.
6. b-ll-cks!
14th century (as ‘ballocks’) english term which has grown numerous useful applications within today’s language:

1. term of exasperation, often at having made a mistake.

2. as a plural noun, the b-ll-cks are the t-st-cl-s.

3. exaggerated truth or blatant lies.

4. unfathomable rubbish; corporate management speak, e.g. ‘blue-sky thinking’, ‘touch base’, and ‘thinking outside the box’.

5. poor or bad effort, esp. with media references. (the more b-ll-cks, the worse the event.)

6. when the b-ll-cks belong to a canine, the inverse meaning of (5.) comes into play, though n-body knows quite why. this meaning appears to date back from 1989.

7. to ‘drop a b-ll-ck’ is to commit a social faux-pas leading to grave embarr-ssment.

8. a ‘b-ll-cking’ is a telling off, often by one’s boss for an inadequate or incomplete piece of work, or inappropriate behaviour.

9. to lack b-ll-cks is to be gutless, spineless and generally lack courage. this is not used inversely for the word ‘b-lls’ covers this application.

10. as a verb, to ‘b-ll-cks’ or to be ‘b-ll-cksed’ it to flummox or be flummoxed; confuse or be confused.

11. if a piece of machinery is b-ll-cksed, it is broken or rendered unusable either temporarily or permanently.

12. to be ‘b-ll-ck-naked’ it to be completely without clothing, save for a few relatively unimportant items such as socks, watch, rings, necklaces, bracelets, earrings or other body jewellery.

13. to be ‘b-ll-cksed’ also means to have imbibed an amount of alcohol which has eliminated a dangerously high number of brain cells causing a lack of social and spatial awareness, incoherent speech and the inability to believe that you’re not as drunk as you are, you’re not as unattractive in that state as you are, and that you don’t rule the world.
1. {having sent a saucy text message to your mum instead of your partner} “b-ll-cks!”

2. “i couldn’t be -rs-d to go home, so i just stood there, scratching me b-ll-cks.”

3. “don’t listen to him, he just talks b-ll-cks.”

4. “sorry, it’s my boss, he’s got us speaking this b-ll-cks.”

5. “i think any film with a cast of unknowns and a budget that won’t cover your weekly shopping is bound to be b-ll-cks.” also: “i know our friend was the lead character and everything, but that play was the biggest load of fat, squidgy b-ll-cks i’ve ever had to sit through. don’t tell her i said that, though.”

6. “that play was the dog’s b-ll-cks, sarah.”

7. “boy, did i drop a b-ll-ck this morning: your mum had a rice crispy stuck to her face, so i tried to wipe it off; you never told me she had a wart.”

8. “we had all the work done by two, so we all p-ssed off down the pub, but come monday morning, we all got such a b-ll-cking. marketing had called eight times and that tw-t over there had forgotten to turn the answering machine on. w-nker.”

9. “you honestly expect me to believe you’re going to tell john what i did with his wife? you haven’t got the b-ll-cks.”

10. “two stellas, a fosters, a bacardi and diet c-ke and a carling-top please. …oh, make that half a fosters – that’s b-ll-cksed you, hasn’t it? let’s call it a tenner for cash, eh?”

11. “the fax stopped working earlier, so i jammed my pen into that little hole and now i think it’s totally b-ll-cksed.”

12. “well, the last thing i remember is walking down to the seafront and laying on the beach. then, it’s six in the morning, i’m stark b-ll-ck-naked except for my socks, watch, rings, necklaces, bracelets, earrings and other body jewellery, handcuffed to a tramp.”

13. “well, i was at work, right, and my computer totally b-ll-cksed up, and i hadn’t saved that b-ll-cks i was working on, so i though, ‘b-ll-cks to this, i’m going down the pub’. i went with jeff and dave, who was really quiet, so when i got the beers in, i asked, like, ‘who died?!’ it turns out, his wife’s on the way out, you know, so i’d really dropped a b-ll-ck, but dave said he was okay. he doesn’t have the b-ll-cks to say anything else; never has, but i knew jeff would give me a right b-ll-cking later on. we had a few pints and this dog’s b-ll-cks pie – we didn’t get too b-ll-cksed or anything, just a bit tipsy, you know. we went back into the office and my pc was up-and-running with that doc-ment intact, which b-ll-cksed me a bit, but it’s better than a kick in the b-ll-cks, i suppose. so, i went home, got in the shower and noticed a rash on my b-ll-cks, sh-t me up, that did. i came out to show sam only to find sam’s mum sat there with a cup of tea, staring at me, b-ll-ck naked and dripping on the carpet. ‘b-ll-cks,’ i thought…”
good english swear word.
americans talk b-ll-cks.
the most useful word in the english language.
me:- “ok love, when your grandma and grand dad come around it would be really good if you jump up and down on the sofa shouting b-ll-cks. can you do that?”

mate’s 2 year old daughter:-“yes”

ten minutes later, old folks arrive, little girl jumps on sofa:

mate’s 2 year old daughter:-“b-ll-cks b-ll-cks b-ll-cks b-ll-cks b-ll-cks b-ll-cks b-ll-cks b-ll-cks”

mate’s wife:-“please leave my house”

me:-“oh b-ll-cks”
1.a word that we can say in america to confuse everyone.
2. b-lls, nuts, t-st-cl-s.
3. expression of dismay or a substandard quality, unless belonging to a dog, in which case it means that the situation is highly satisfactory.
a:that film was b-ll-cks!

b:i thought it was the dogs b-ll-cks.

a:for b-ll-cks sake you b-ll-cking b-ll-ck, grow some b-ll-cking b-ll-ck or i’ll give you a b-ll-cking followed by a sharp kick to the b-ll-cks.
1. n. t-st-cl-
2. v. the act of a fat person running in a lopsided manner
3. v. tell off
4. b-ll-cks adj. – not true, rubbish
1. “ouch he only gone tw-tted me in the b-ll-cks guvn’or”
2. he was b-ll-cking along at a fair old pace in an attempt to escape the rozzers.
3. dr. percy have the pupil a right b-ll-cking for not handing in his work
4. “thats plainy b-ll-cks good sir!”
1) the ultimate verbal expression of frustration
2) utter rubbish
3) ‘dog’s b-ll-cks’ – can’t be bettered
as a swear-word b-ll-ck is the dog’s b-ll-cks