Bolmph
a really ghetto word for p-n-s
no example needed is this twenty words now? huh?
incorrect spelling of bulmf. it means to get royally oyally f-cked.
my car broke down on the highway, we’re “bolmphed”
etymology: from modern english boing or boom, first used by nate g. circa 1998
1. (noun) the male s-x organ, p-n-s.
2. (verb) the act of intercourse; insertion of a p-n-s into a v-g-n-.
3. (adj) a sound imagined to come from a p-n-s as it becomes erect; or an actual sound made by a springy doorstop.
1. only men have bolmphs.
2. wow, look at that -ss! i’d love to bolmph her.
3. i think just i heard someone bolmph.
to get completely reamed in your -ss.
billy liked ashley. too bad for billy, ahsley thought billy was a r-t-rd and ignored him. so one day billy snathed her as after school a bomphed her hard
ashley: -screaming- no no stop please leave me alone stop!
billy: can you feel that b-tch? can you feel my c-ck in your tight pink lil -sshole! -pulls out and blows his load all over her fave and then farts in her mouth-
that thing i rammed up yer -ss last nite!!!!
dun need it! i say you don’t need it 1! 20
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