bologna dome
when a condom placed on a man’s p-n-s doesn’t have enough room for the s-m-n to collect at the tip and the s-m-n flows all around the p-n-s. instead of staying trapped at the tip, the s-m-n is now all throughout the entire condom, completely covering the p-n-s and forms a s-m-n-like dome resembling bologna being fried in a pan.
“i didn’t leave enough of a tip at the condom when we were f-cking, so the d-mn thing bologna domed and it took me like 5 minutes to clean up.”
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