dinglepuffer
those who can make you bust up with one glance. they are commonly spotted in groups of two. they are very very very rare. good luck finding these unique creatures. but if you are lucky enough to interact with one, you will be enchanted by their magical beauty, but won’t understand their craziness. yet once you meet them, once you get past their oddness, you will never ever forget them. 🙂
“i feel the urge to dance with that dinglepuffer.”
“human’s suck, i want to be a dinglepuffer.”
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