Bologna Knife


a falice or more commonly known as a p-n-s.
alex: hey, where the h-ll is sam?

chris: oh she is at the rockies game. the last text i got from her is “i’m worried i might get stabbed here”.

alex: i don’t know why she would be worried the only thing she’s going to get stabbed by is a bologna knife.

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