bologna slap


when you physically -ssault a piece of bologna with a punch or slap
tom: i just beat that bologna
me: you bologna slapper
1 more definition
the act of slapping someone in the face with a single slice of bologna. often leaving a cold, slimy residue on your cheek. however; you must say “bologna slap!” while in the act of slapping.
“bologna slap!!!” “the sound bologna makes when slapped in the face.”

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