bologna wrestling

a specific category of wrestling that involves two or more shirtless male individuals, where the sweat on the exposed skin simulates the textural and audible properties of wet bologna.
hey cletus, wanna wrestle?

yeah jed, but only if we’re bologna wrestling.

what’s that?

-removes shirt-

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