bolt ons


fake b–bs, breast implants.
‘that chick had some big ‘ol bolt ons”
1. slang term for a pair of breast implants that look unnatural, rock-hard and “bolted” onto their owner’s chest much like the stiff, painful looking screws that were bolted on to the side of frankenstein’s neck in the cl-ssic horror film. this “bolted-on” look typically happens because of what is called capsular contraction. capsular contraction is when scar tissue forms in the chest cavity and tightens around the implant(s), making the breast(s) hard and unnatural looking. the “bolted-on” look can also occur when extremely large breast implants are inserted into someone without enough fatty tissue in the breast area. “bolt-ons” do not look natural. all bad b–b jobs where it’s obvious that the person has implants can be referred to as “bolt-ons”.

2. a messed up b–b job.

3. cause for a malpractice suit.
“that chick’s b–b job doesn’t look so good. it looks like she’s got two rocks in her shirt.”
“yeah, those are a serious pair of bolt-ons.”

a nice pair of fake t-tties
“wow, samantha sure has some nice bolt on’s”
big, fake -ss t-tties!!
look at the bolt-ons on that stripper!
fake br–sts or artificial implants.
the act of simply bolting on a part. no fabrication required. a procedure that offers ease of installation.
snow whites engine consist of readily available bolton parts.
after-market body parts. fake b–bs, t-tties, br–sts. the faker the better. bought them right off the rack at the store. easy install: no cutting or welding required. just bolt ’em right on!
hey dude. bolt-ons 12 o’clock.
yeah man. she must have picked those up in the oversize parts dept at b–bs “r” us.

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