bolt out of the brown
1) a completely out-of-context sh-tty thing to do or say, especially from an unexpected source. from the elderly phrase “bolt out of the blue”, but modified with skidmarks for flavor.
2) (driving) some -sshole coming from out of nowhere to bust your chops (cut you off, tailgate and honk, etc.)
1) our night out was pretty bangin’ until chess club bill dropped that ear-splitting n-bomb at the bar. what a bolt out of the brown!
2) jesus! where did this p-ssed-off horn-addicted excursion-driving d-ckhead getting all up my tailpipe materialize from? this fat b-st-rd was a bolt out of the brown!
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