bommoch
noun:
1. a large portion of fat caused by one’s br–sts and stomach combining, usually found in an enormously obese individual. typically a woman or a fat man with b-tch-t-ts.
2. an obesely fat person who does nothing but eat and take up sp-ce. someone who is a strain on his/her co-workers, relatives, and friends – if any exist. usually smells like previously eaten food.
“i better lose weight before i grow a bommoch!”
“that b-tch is acting like a bommoch, and we want her to die”
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