bommy knockers


large underwear usually worn by older woman with overtly large b-ttocks.
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1. bommyknocker: two people in bed, at least one of whom must be male, the man rolls over towards his partner, causing his p-n-s to ‘flop’ onto their leg or belly.

2. bommyknocker subst-tution: slapping somebody on the leg using your outside arm, indicating that they have just been figuratively c-ckslapped.

3. verbal bommyknocker: using all of your tact and wit to orally w-ng-whack your unsuspecting foe.
1. “look, we’re just friends, sharing this bed tonight does not give you the right to bommyknocker me.”

2. “i’m gonna kill that b-st-rd for bommyknockering me!”

3. “your momma. bommyknocker!”

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