Bon Jovi

a decent singer and band who get a lot of hate simply because they are not as metal or rock as other bands. criminally underrated, the only people who hate bon jovi are people who listen to songs that make zero sense. bon jovi’s songs are known for packing many emotions and telling stories about hard-working and respectful working-cl-ss people, unlike those horrible metal bands like metallica who scream random bullsh-t.
metallica fan: oh man, bon jovi songs suck!
any other normal human: at least their songs make sense and tell beautiful stories! what does metallica sing about?
metallica fan: …i’m tired of this conversation.
noun;
the hair thst grows around your -sshole
tom tried to shave his bon jovi, but he ended up with a horrible infection.
#bon jovi #hair #-n-s #infections #-sshole #p-b-s
bon jovi are quite possibly the most overrated band of all time. a hair metal band named after the frontman, bon jovi is a disgrace to mankind.

basically, bon jovi are pure and utter sh-t.
respectable human being: man, that bon jovi is f-cking horrid. how do you like them?

waste of oxygen: they’re brilliant!
#bon jovi #jon bon jovi #terrible music #ugh #horrible
when you see a girl from behind with tight jeans, long flowing hair, only to find out its a guy from the front.
hey, check out this broad… oh, sh-t its a bon jovi!!! gross
an adjective used to describe a talentless -sshole who takes all the credit for the work of the entire team (e.g rock band).
little johnny: how do you like my project? i did it all by myself! isn’t it great?!
teacher: now now johnny… yeas it’s a nice project. but no need to be bon jovi about it. the other kids deserved credit just as much as you did.
#c-nt #-sshole #pr-ck #pop #rock
lack of hair straightners . looks like a poodle crawled on a persons head died and fused to the scalp
omg what the h-ll happened to u ??
thats a real bon jovi!!
#bon jovi #perm #bad hair day #bed head #lost comb
1) sometimes cl-ssified as a hair metal group they were really just an overrated pop rock band. they rose to success in the 1980s by taking the sound of already successful, more talented acts such as def leppard, motley crue and van halen and p-ss-fying it into the bland, repet-tive, pop music they are known for. were popular with young women mostly because they all just wanted to bang jon bon jovi, the lead singer. their popularity has dwindled in recent years due to the fact that their fan base is now in their 40s and no longer part of the most import demographic in terms of record sales, teenage girls. for similar bands, see poison.

2) a bl–dy stool
1) guy 1: what’s the difference between bon jovi and the jonas brothers?

guy 2: what?

guy 1: about 20 years

2) oh man i just came back from the doctor. he gave me some pills that should prevent me from having so many bon jovis.
#poison #jon bon jovi #pop music #jonas brothers #cr-p
a really gay singer who has no good songs and all his songs sound exactly the same.
did you hear greenday?
ya they’re just like bon jovi.
#a bon jovi #gay #music #jovi #bon