bona lisa
when a really bland looking chick gives you a b-n-r for a some odd reason. at this point in your life you will really stop and think about how low your standards have become..
me: dude i don’t know what it is about our 80 year old librarian woman, but d-mn she keeps giving me a bona lisa.
friend: i feel like you need to see a therapist my dude
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