bonander
one of the most difficult s-x moves known to man; first you need to buy a bunk bed or some sort of luxury furniture item that is very high off the ground. pin a bullseye on your mates orifice of choice, climb to the top of the bed, and make sure your package is ready for delivery. jump off the bed and let ’em have it. feels awesome. if it doesn’t feel awesome, try puttin one of those plastic bags from the grocery store on your back and use it as a parachute…definitely softens the impact.
“dude…totally got bonandered last night. i knew tequila was a bad choice.”
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