Bond Moment
when you’re able to pull of something so awesome, your only option is to scream out the main part of the 007 theme upon completion.
(while driving)
bob: jim, watch out for that semi!!
(jim grazes the guardrail at the perfect angle to make his 98′ f-150 do three front flips over the semi, which then drives directly into a wall and bursts into flames.)
jim: duh-nuh, nah-nah, nuh-nuh-nah
bob: that was a f-cking bond moment, man!
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