Bonding

the act of slathering gold bond on your b-lls, with a group of men, and dabbing water on it to get a nice cooling sensation.
“yo dude, wanna go bonding”
“h-ll yea, just don’t get it on the tip of your d-ck”
“yea, don’t want it to sting there, hahah”
to apply gold bond medicated powder to the genitalia of the male, or female, body (generally male). bonding leaves the user with a cooling sensation, a feeling of complete satisfaction as if the user has accomplished something of great magnitude, and prevents chafing. bonding with friends is a great way to spend any weekend night, and is a prerequisite to any action-filled night with the ladies. for best results (if male), “poof” onto hand and use a cupping motion around t-st-cl-s and move your way up the rest of the genitalia. bond no more than 3-4 times a day and apply generously. after all, what’s the point of bonding if you don’t “feel the buzz?!”
“yo tim, i don’t know what you’re doing tonight but there’s a bonding party at my house. we’ve got 3 bottles of extra strength gold bond (gb). instant message me if you’re in!”
to act or possess similar qualities as james bond. james bond is super smooth with double o status. women want him and men want to be him, he is a true playa for real. this guy sleeps with at least 3 girls per movie, gets shot at a million times and doesn’t get hit. if you have some stuff, or do some stuff like james bond, then you’re bonding.
“that guy gets all the girls – bonding!”, “last night i took home a smokin hot girl back to my suit in the bahamas – bonding!”, “i had a s-x with four women last night – bonding!”, “i have a car with a missile launcher built in – bonding!”, “i run the streets – bonding!”
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