Bonduel Beartrap


when you take home two typical bonduel heavies from club 117 and engage in some heavy lifting. the next morning you wake up in your trailer with the two behemoths on either side, trapping you in their girth, thus creating the bear trap. you would chew off any body part to get out of there. the chicken grease makes it extra difficult to leave.
billy bob: “you sure were drunk last night josh”

josh: “i know. i ended up in a bonduel beartrap with peggy and roberta”

billy bob: “so that’s what happened to your arm.”

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