Bone-Dar
a sixth sense triggered by observation of 2 people’s (often extra-marital or otherwise forbidden) affection toward one another; which strongly insinuates that they are boning.
“dude, i saw pedro and jen in the bar last night and the way they looked at each other totally set off my bone-dar.”
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