Bone Pony


any poser guy can be a bone pony, but the term usually refers to those who use handfuls of gel in their hair, shave their b-lls, and/or drive any car previously seen in a movie starring vin diesel.
check out that n-sync clone over there…what a bone pony!
another term for s-x. usually used when the female is riding for extended periods of time.
i heard that she rode the bone pony all the way to pound town last night!
an otherwise attractive individual who’s shockingly, aneorexically thin.
jesus christ! have you seen the new girl in lawn and garden? she’d be hot if she weren’t a bonepony.

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