bonely


v. to be a lonely male with a b-n-r, especially one that needs immediate attention. more than likely will be taken care of by ms. palm and her 5 little nieces.
i am feeling so bonely tonight that i will be pulling my pud as soon as i make it to my car.
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a word that describes the combined emotion of feeling bored and lonely. it is a perfect word describing the union of two very powerful emotions. much like the word bootilicious.
me: mommy i’m feeling so bonely!!!
mommy: oh honey don’t be sad. i know what will make you feel better. i made your most favorite food….
me: really, what?
mommy: roti and dahl!!!
me: yay!!!!!!!!!!!!i don’t feel bonely anymore!
the feeling of s-xual deprivation, without any sense of emotional loneliness.
“man its been like 6 months, i’m getting pretty bonely over here..”
a plaintive state of arousal that cannot be satiated because of a distinct sense of loneliness.
“ever since me and my girlfriend broke up seven months ago, i’ve been so bonely”
a word that describes the combined emotion of feeling bored and lonely. it is a perfect word describing the union of two very powerful words. much like the word bootilicious.
mommy! i’m feelin so bonely!!!!
a word that describes the combined emotion of feeling bored and lonely. it is perfect, as it is the union of two very powerful words. much like the word bootilicious.
me: mommy i’m feeling so bonely!!!
mommy: oh honey don’t be sad. i know what will make you feel better. i made your most favorite food….
me: really, what?
mommy: roti, dahl and a side of aloo gobi!!!
me: yay!!!!!!!!!!!!i don’t feel bonely anymore!

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