boner alert
m-ssive erection forming.
b-n-r alert! i’ve just seen her pokey nipples.
m-ssive erection forming or already formed
her pokey nipples give me such a b-n-r alert that between them and my prince albert we could have a wicked game of hoopla.
a prelude to an impending erection.
homeboy #1: “did you see that hot chick that just walked in?”
homeboy #2: “yea brah. b-n-r alert!”
homeboy #1: “word.”
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