Boner Bungee
strapping a relentless b-n-r down with the elastic waist band of your boxers.
jess: jesus mike, would you do something about that b-n-r? it’s making all the pi phi’s uncomfortable.
mike: i can’t, miss perfect t-ts just walked by and i nearly got b-n-r narcolepsy.
jess: well strap it down with a b-n-r bungee, or someone’s going to call campus police.
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