boner cat
the cat that always seems to show up, purring, whenever you have a b-n-r, and proceeds to watch you have s-x, receive a bl-w j-b, m-st-rb-t-, etc. (includes narbs)
you: oh look, there’s the cat watching us again.
your wife: you know we can’t have s-x without our beloved b-n-r cat present.
cats (cool people) that walk around with b-n-rs all over the vases, and break the fine china.
a b-n-r cats just walked through my home and destroyed my very expensive three-dimensional art. 🙁
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verb. to b-tch about tabulating something. or to tabulate b-tches. “why do you keep swearing in your cubicle?” “i have to tab-tchulate grades for the semester.” or “why are you counting those girls?” “i’m just tab-tchulating” (present participle of tab-tchulate).
- table hit
scr-ping up small pieces of reefer from a surface used to roll a blunt/joint and packing a bowl with it stoner 1-“how the f-ck did you just hit the bowl? i thought you just rolled the last nugget up!” stoner 2- “table hit, man.” stoner 1- “ahh. nice.”
- Ta Dude
a universal way of expressing grat-tude. typically used when signing off email. gender indifferent. recipient needn’t be a ‘dude’ but it helps. nick: “ta dude”
- down on all fours
mostly used when u imagine f-cking a hot girl, what is the most common position u’ll imagine? :d it means the crouched position of being on hands and knees. “i wish i could see her naked and down on all fours” (how i met your mother)
- Jacob Benner
drummer for late nite reading (lnr) extremely attractive and super funny, every girl want to be with a boy like jacob. ps, im sort of in love with him even though we’ve never met 🙂