Boner Chute


the aisle in the grocery store where all the cleb magazines and whatnot are. called the b-n-r chute because its the place where you are most likely to get a b-n-r while in grocery store.
christian: dude, i just went to the store to buy some condoms and lube today.
erik: ……and?
christian: i got stuck in the b-n-r chute while waiting to pay for them for like 15 minutes…
erik: that sucks!

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