boner constrictor


a s-xual act in which the man’s p-n-s is long enough to flap over either shoulder and be inserted into his own -n-s.
anthony’s friends were shocked and awed, not by the fact that he could do a b-n-r constrictor, but by the fact that his new girlfriend could also perform it as well.

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