Boner Day


the first day of the year in which the weather is nice enough for girls to wear shorts/skirts and show some skin; particularly celebrated on a college campus.
meghan’s cleavage had been hibernating for the winter. it was not until b-n-r day that i got to see her voluminous rack.
the first warm day of the year, when women break out their summer outfits, and the streets are flooded with skin after a long, cold winter.
hey…tim…want to hit a patio? today’s b-n-r day.

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