boner detective
insulting word used to describe anyone who closely watches p-n-ses.
andrew is such a b-n-r detective.
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the act of going b-lls out, no holds barred, to the max. whether you’re hitting something, driving, racing, or f-cking, if you go full satchel you’re doing it right. matt: my truck is pretty loud, especially when i’m going full satchel down 79. david: i can’t get this bolt broke loose. time to go full […]
- retractulating
the opposite of nutting; when you are so turned off that your nut is sucked back into your body “and i swear when i saw my grade on that test i bombed, i retractulated” “aw man dude i am constantly retractulating in that cl-ss”
- west african burner
s-x position typically used by peace corps volunteers with no eyebrows. you stand over the object of fornication, -j-c-l-t-ng into their eyes, saying “i am the captain now.” bonus points if you have aids or some other west african std. i totally hit her with the west african burner last night. she’s in for a […]
- please die
a answer, or attack to a verbal attack in rl (real life) or on the interweb, usually informing someone they are nothing and never will be and should probably just die to help with everyones mental state and dont have to deal with their bullsh-t any longer. wow, _______ your really f-cking annoying, please die
- doinkie
a larger than average blunt or joint. mostly used to describe fat blunts. variations include; doinkies, doink, doinkmeister ( used for even larger blunts). we smoking nothing but doinkies, no skimps. homeboy just rolled a dub in a grabba, talmbout big -ss doinkie. big -ss blunt, that’s a doinkmeister