boner equinox
a day (twice each calendar year) when a man with erectile dysfunction cannot achieve an erection even with the use of v–gr-.
wife: dear, i feel like cuddling. why don’t you take a v–gr-?
husband: it’s no use sweetheart. today’s the b-n-r equinox, i’m done.
wife: alright then, i’m going to bingo with the girls.
b-n-r solstice
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