Boner Game

the object of the b-n-r game is to see who can get a b-n-r the fastest, usually played in boring cl-sses to p-ss the time. to play the b-n-r game you must:
1) wear sweat pants or silky shorts for obvious evidence
2) only use your mind (i.e. no pictures, sounds, etc.)
3) 2 or more players necessary

winner is awarded upon announcement of full blown hard-on and proven by bulge in sweats or shorts
mitch and i were playing the b-n-r game in spanish today and mrs. johnson totally caught us!
a game started in lancaster high school, in lancaster ny.
first, in the last 5 minuts of cl-ss, see if you can get a full stiff, and see if you can loose it before the bell rings for your next cl-ss. if not, you will walk through the halls with a b-n-r, and n-body wants that!
” yo dave, im bord as f-ck”
” u wana play the b-n-r game?”
” f-ck yea yo”
a game played between a guy and a girl, which is pretty good foreplay. the girl tries to get the guy up by touching him anywhere but his ‘funparts,’ and the guy tries to keep it down as long as he can.

its more like a race against time or a demonstration of ur ladyfriend knowing what u like.
“dude, i was playing the b-n-r game with emma and becky, and emma totally cheated” “no way broski what happened?” “i was totally winning, then emma just reaches down and grabs my c-ck! she tried to even deny it when i brought it up later!” “that b-tch!” ” i know right” “seriously.”

“hey kate, this movie sucks, wanna play the b-n-r game?” “sure! your mom just told me some of ur secret fetishes so im guarenteed to win!”