Boner hostage
keeping a man at bay in a situation where his b-n-r cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of b-n-r poison that he does not even desire to use said b-n-r.
“dude, that movies last night were so full of b-n-r poison, i was taken b-n-r hostage.”
“that girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up b-n-r hostage situation.”
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