boner muffin


when you have a b-n-r, and it’s sticking out of the top of your pants. it looks like a m-ffin, so it is also known as a b-n-r m-ffin.
d-mn man, i was sitting in cl-ss today and the girl next to me saw my b-n-r m-ffin sticking out of my pants, i think she liked it.

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