boner narcalepsy
a medical condition restricted to male’s caused by abnormally large erections that very suddenly drain all the blood from the brain when it’s required to erect the p-n-s inturn causing the patient to loose concousness.
so the doctor finally diagnosed my problem bro, he says it’s a clear case of b-n-r narcalepsy| , i geuss your mom was right man!
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