Boner of Contention
the situation that arises, as it were, when you have a major erection and your wife, girlfriend or boyfriend isn’t into having s-x with you. the offending and engorged member is referred to the b-n-r of contention.
my wife was napping the other day and i showed up with a woody. she d-ck slapped me and we’ve been dealing with the b-n-r of contention ever since.
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