Boner Off


when guys compete to see who gets to f-ck a broad, the guy with the longest and fattest d-ck wins
moco always wins the b-n-r off!
when two straight men remove their pants and tickle eachother’s t-st-cl-s, in which whoever gets the first b-n-r is considered gay and declared loser of the b-n-r off
hey, did you see those two drunk guys compete in a b-n-r off last night?

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