Boner Points


additional points awarded to female figure skaters who manage to give the judges a b-n-r during their routine.

warning: no b-n-r points are applicable if the skater is not 18 years of age.
kevin: how the h-ll did she manage to get 2nd place after that routine, she fell 2 times!

jake: dude, she got b-n-r points, did you see that -ss!
when you do something to get you extra points or more credit on a school -ssignment in a s-xual way.
this is by doing something s-xual to get the teacher’s attention, and give them a b-n-r, hense the name “b-n-r points”.
this usually applies to girls trying to get good grades or extra credit from their male teachers.
some examples of attempts to achieve b-n-r points are bending down so the teacher can see down your shirt, saying a ton of “that’s what she saids” in your presentation, or having your visual aid for the presentation have pictures that look suspiciously like something else (like having the number 69 a lot or having drawings be shaped suggestively).
the people who try and get b-n-r points are usually girls who are easy and care about getting a good grade without actually using intelligence.
most decent teachers do not fail for b-n-r points, but a few pervy ones will.
guy: why did circe keep dropping things and bending down to pick them up during her presentation?
girl: she wanted to show off her b–bs to try and get b-n-r points from the teacher.
points awarded in the game of life
krissy, you just grabbed all the -sses in this room. you get 10,000 b-n-r points.

and a high five, cause youre my best friend.
to say something that makes people incredibly excited
after giving the background and details of the event, my b-n-r point was that drake was going to be performing at the after party. everybody started going nuts
to say something that makes people incredibly excited.
after giving the background and details of the event, my b-n-r point was that drake was going to be performing at the after. everybody started going nuts.

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    a phrase said between bros when they simultaneously have b-n-rs. bro #1: hey dude, did you see that hot girl? bro #2: yeah brah, i totally have a b-n-r now. bro #1: no way, me too! both: b-n-r twinkies!!!!!

  • bonery

    an adjective used to describe when a guy gets a b-n-r, often used when speaking of b-n-rs occuring at unsuspecting times i was cuddling with doug yesterday and he got all b-n-ry! when someone feels like getting a b-n-r i was pretty b-n-ry yesterday well i was watching gossip girl

  • Bong Laden

    a m-ssive bong orginally made out of a giant promo-cup from taco bell. bong laden aka the terrorist bong is wanted on several counts of kicking the sh-t out of everyone’s lungs. “yo, i found the bong laden. come over and pack bowls” “werd”

  • boob assisted

    to have unfairly achieved something purely through the possession of large br–sts despite lack of relevant knowledge or skills. jenny got given the last bagel just by sticking her br–sts out, stupid b–b -ssisted hussy. with her double d br–sts, clarissa was a shoe in for the job. b–b -ssistance does it again!

  • Boobie Bomb

    the act of putting your shlong a dong in between a beautiful girls br–sts. very very pleasureable “dude did you b–bie bomb sally last night?” h-llz yeah man


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